Pepsi, tofu, vibrators, AFL, Adam Sandler since Billy Madison, the new WRX, apprentice tattooists, Australian snow and the re-released McFeast – they’re alright, but it’s just not the same. Like listening to old mixes - it’s just not as fun as listening to new ones. Without further ado…

STUART #072: June 2008

You Are Danger (Romeo Erotic Remix) - Gary Low
Guess What - Revolte
Hold Me (Breakbot Remix) - Pacific!
Buzzin’ (Villains Remix) - Shwayze
Dangerous (Night Facilities Remix) - Busta Rhymes
Artificial - Kris Menace ft. Felix Da Housecat & Fred Falke
Bad Boy For Life (La Mode Remix) - P. Diddy
Lollipop (Yuksek Remix Extended) - Mika
Go Back (Le Castle Vania Remix) - GRUM
Rock It (Tepr Remix) - Rafale
I Feel Music In Your Heart (Lifelike & Kris Menace Remix) - Kris Menace
Sienna Miller - Noir Boys Club
Propane Nightmares (Van She Tech Remix) - Pendulum
Stand Back (JK because of HRO Edit) - Stevie Knicks
Mr Officer (CSK OK Remix) - Snob Scrilla
My Heart Is Set On You (Geek Chic’s Cardio Workout) - Heads We Dance
Rock This Park - Emynd
Juliette In The Spirits (Saint Pauli Remix) - B52s
Me Bota Pra Dancar (Database Midnight Remix) - Edu K ft. Marina
Take Me Home Tonight (Justin Kase Edit) - Eddie Money
This War - Amy Meredith

Well, not the weather maybe, but the action sure is. Bandits is back in full swing at Phoenix, the snow season is starting up (albeit very slowly), and the weekends are filled. Hell, TOMMYK and i might even sleep soon… Good times.

STUART #071: June 2008

Hypnotize - Notorious B.I.G.
Return Of The Mack - Mark Morrison
No Sex For Ben - The Rapture
Lettre F - Cuizinier ft. Spankrock & Pase Rock
Little Bit Of Feel Good (Mr. Oizo Remix) - Jamie Lidell
Rich Girls - The Virgins
Motor - SebastiAn
Cat And The Eye (Van She Tech Remix) - Van She
Blackout - Revolte
A Link To The Past (RAC Mix) - RAC
Searching Flesh (Jokers Of The Scene Remix) - Dandi Wind
The Lights (Toxic Avenger Remix) - The Frail
Love To Edit - Crookers
Boxon Say Hello - Eclier
Arizona Limit (Sirhan’s Grand Canyon Remix) - Menowah
The Girl In Byakkoya (Beaufort Remix) - Susumu Hirasawa
Sparklin - La Chansons
Its A War - Dukes Of Windsor
No More Long Years (Radioclit Remix) - Matt & Kim
Minuteman’s Pulse - Mr. Oizo
Bust A Move (Don Rimini Ravekid Remix) - Young MC
Don’t Stop the Music (LAZRtag Remix) - Rihanna
Graveyard Girl (Yuksek Rmx) - M83
Bad (Mowgli Is Bad Remix) - Michael Jackson
Druggggssszzz (Edu K Remix ft. Wannabeastar) - Cowgum

I saw those Frenchy hipsters The Teenagers at O.A.F last weekend. Awesome show. Awesome fun crowd. Reminded me of punk-rock gigs at Manly Youth Centre and All-Ages gigs at the Metro. Lots of enthusiasm, lots of drinking.

DAMN, i haven’t grown up much since i was a teenager. And I swear Stu has gotten LESS mature

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Synth Lords Podcast #070 by TOMMYK
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DJ Doc Rok Vs 50 Cent - Disco Inferno/Green Onion (Mashup)
Le Corps Mincede François - Cool and bored
Tangerine Dream - Gemini
K.I.D - Don’t Stop
Pase Rack ft. Amanda Blank - Sexy MF (JAPATTACK mix)
True Pseudo - Flashbacks
Rafale - Rock it, don’t stop it
Boys Noize - NeOhPen (Danger Remix)
These Electric Lives - We Should Be Believing (Sta mix)
Tronik Youth - Laugh Cry Live Die (GRUM mix)
LAZRtag feat. Dani - Work is Play
We Are Scientists - Chick Lit (Danger TV Remix)
ShitDisco - 72 Virgins (The Bloody Beetroots mix)
CSK OK - Welcome to the club
Trans-X - Living on Video
Jupiter One - Countdown (Designer Drugs Mix)
The Teenagers - Make It Happen (The New Hit Mix)

Oooh…. Ok so we were hanging out for like, 2 weeks trying to come up with some ultra-clever concept for our #69 podcast. But the concept did not come freely. I mean, we only work in media and advertising, so it’s not like we can just produce these creative ideas that scream “SIXTY-NINE! HAHHAHAHAH” at the drop of a hat. So instead, we give you this.

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Synth Lords Podcast #069 … by TOMMYK
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Yaz - Situation
Doe Deere - One Touch
Annie - I Know ur girlfriend hates me (Get Shakes mix)
Hotlegs - Got 2 B
Doug E Fresh & Chew Fu - Shake Your Thang (Chew’s Blog Mix)
Don Diablo - Who’s Your Daddy (Act Yo Age mix)
Hotlegs - A Man Tonight
Yung Berg - Do That There (Counts of Bounce remix)
CSS - Alala (Billion Dollar DJs mix)
Bonde DO Role - Contaminada
Alphabeat - 10,000 Nights (Bimbo Jones mix)
Flou - Les gens pour ce qu’ils sont (Designer Drugs mix)
Hotlegs - A Man Tonight (contd.)
Moby - I love to move in here (Crookers crack mix)
Playdoe - It’s that beat (Toxic Avenger mix)
Quiero Club - Let da music

Okay, OK. I’m gonna apologise to most people upfront. This is not your standard SynthLords podcast. In a way i wanted to see if i could mix this stuff, and also if people would hate it so much i’d get death threats. Whereas most bloggers will tell you stories how they grew up on classic hip hop, or warehouse rave parties - i did my teenage years headnodding to Cali-punk and skating office blocks. Call it my guilty pleasure. call it my dark side. Call it Dr Jekyll and Mr STUART. The short version is when you’re clipping in at the top of the park, or about to bomb that hill, sometimes you need stuff like this… Don’t worry - it’s back to crunchy, choppy, synthy normal next time.

STUART #068: June 2008

Some Sense Of Security - Saosin
Free Again - Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Drive There Now - The Almost
F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X. - The Fall of Troy
We Want Guarantees - Closure In Moscow
I Need You - Relient K
Bloody Cape - Deftones
Lifer - Down
Chemical Kids And Mechanical Brides - Pierce The Veil
Save Yourself - Ignite
No World For Tomorrow - Coheed & Cambria
Roses For The Dead - Funeral For A Friend
Webs I Weave - Escape The Fate
Buddy Holly - Weezer
Below One Hundred - On The Last Day
Shark Attack - Senses Fail
Music Box - Thrice
Streetlight - The Getaway Plan
New Dark Ages    Bad Religion
Idols And Anchors - Parkway Drive

Sometimes one song is worth a whole mix. And other times one image is worth a whole podcast entirely. I give to you the above – proof that Japan may be the only thing to survive the apocalypse. I am truly amazed by their shameless merging of childrens style with beyond adult themes. Bravo guys, bravo. This one’s a shameless merger too - upfront electro with a hip hop chaser. Kind of like a Jaeger bomb with a Colt 45. Enjoy…

STUART #067: May 2008

Switchblade (LA Riots Remix) - Hearts Revolution
Strangers (Yuksek Remix) - Van She
I Want Nothing (Sinden Remix) - The Black Ghosts
Never Touch That Switch (Switch Remix) - Robbie Williams
Smile (Detboi Remix) - Kidda
I Am Not Drunk (Bloody Beetroots Remix) - Benny Benassi
Fancy Footwork (Kissy Sell Out’s Six Different Ways) - Chromeo
Fancy Footwork (Crookers Remix) - Chromeo
3AM (So So Death Remix) - Klever
False Flag Attack - Autokratz
Designer Drugs (Designer Drugs Remix) - Fake Shark Real Zombie!
Shark Attack (Ruff Cut) - Flufftronix
Sippin On Some Sizzurp (DJ Emagen Remix) - Three 6 Mafia ft. UGK
Love In The Club (DJ Spider & Mr. Best Remix) - Usher
Everyone Nose (Phra Edit) - N*E*R*D
Where Da G’s (El-P Remix) - Dizzee Rascal
Busted (Raziek & Cerebral Vortex Remix) - Isley Brothers
Paper Float (Aaron LaCrate Gutter Remix) - Cassettes Won’t Listen
Be A Nigger Too - Nas
Fireman So Cold (A-Trak Remix) - Lil Wayne
Dat New “New” - Kid Cudi
Drivin’ Down The Block (Remix) - Kidz In The Hall ft. Pusha T & Cool Kids
Chocolate Rain - Coda
Pray (K-Def Remix) - Jay-Z

What? You thought i’d let TOMMYK have all the fun? After a surf trip up the coast, 10 days of being deaf in one ear and a bunch of extra work, i’m back b*tches. It’s crazy how a couple of week’s go by, and suddenly there’s hundreds of songs piling up. So with me back, TOMMYK back (but unfortunately no Maybach) you’re back in aural business.

STUART #066: May 2008

Rocket City - Golden Bug
Dr. Funk - Sidechains
One U Love (Pink Skull Mix) - Hail Social
Evil Woman - ELO
Left Alone At Night (Afro Digi Scratch Remix) - Toro y Moi
More - Lismore
Hold Me Back (The Bulgarian Remix) - Round Table Knights
Jump In Line (John Bourke Bmore Mix) - Raymond Bell
We Want Some Pussy - Spod
Shadows (Knightlife Remix) - Midnight Juggernauts
Leader of the Pack (DJ Kue Remix) - The Shangri-Las
Who’s That (Jack Beats Remix) - Trip
Romeo (Ryback Remix) - Basement Jaxx
All Systems - Knightlife
Sex Up My Brain (Designer Drugs Remix) - QUEENOFWAR
Tamborzao Con Scratchy - DJ Beware & MC Gringo
Stress (Auto Remix) - Justice
Shopping On The Dancefloor (Mike Genius Remix) - Purple Crush
Get Familiar (Start The Violence! Remix) - Cobra Krames ft. Rye Rye
Bloodlines (Herve Instrumental Remix) - Dune
Here Goes - Doorly

“IN THIS COUNTRY you gotta make the money first. THEN when you get the money, you get the power. THEN when you get the power, you get to sleep til noon and mix awesome electro tracks you rip off music blogs.”

- Tony Montana, Cuban emigre & podcasting entrepreneur

In this issue, keep an ear out for exotic-sounding Lykke Li, Van She and Doe Deere. By the names and accents, I’m pretty sure they’re all sexy Euro glamour models with an ear for throwback synth remixes

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Cuizinier feat. Teki Latex - The Good Guys
Van She - Strangers (Van She Tech mix)
Wiley - Wear My Rolex (Shoes mix 2.0)
South Rakkas Crew - Mad Again (Boy 8-bit crew)
Justice vs Simian - We Are Your Friends (Edu K Baile Funk mix)
Doe Deere - Mona Lisa
Ladyhawke - Paris Is Burning (Alex Gopher mix)
Kylie Minogue feat. Spank Rock - Heartbeat Rock (Benny Blanco mix)
Daedelus - Make It So (XXXchange mix)
Janedge - Surprise
Miss Odd Kidd - Sperm Donor (Plimsouls Mix)
Sarah McLeod - White Horse (Bass Kleph mix)
DMX - Up In Here (mightyfools mix)
Rage Against The Machine - Bulls On Parade (DJ Kue mix)
Lykke Li - I’m Good, I’m Gone ( Fred Falke Vocal mix)
Thrushes - Heartbeats (D The Next Level mix)
Apollo Zero - Lost Without Careless Whisper (George Michael mashup)

I think it was Winston Churchill who said: “It’s been a long time, I shouldn’t have left you, without a strong rhyme to step to.” And I think that means more now than it ever did.

Yeah, we’ve been away. I’ve been working at a real job (advertising isn’t exactly a “real job” but it’s almost as bad) and Stu’s been on surf tours and medical leave.

Now we’re back, bolder and badder than ever and slowly working through the 300 or so awesome tracks that have been released in the 3 weeks since we’ve been offline. We’re expecting some late nights, so expect a lot of updates. Enjoy.

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Eric B & Rakim - I Know You Got Soul
Bohagon - There She Go
Akira the Don - Thieving (Joey2Tits mix)
Tetine - Mi Amor
Jimmy “Bo” Horne - Spank (1980 Remix)
Marianne Faithful - Broken English (Baron Von Luxxury Slow Touch Remix)
ANORAAK - Nightdrive with you
Foals - Electric Bloom (Loud Pipes Mix)
Two Man Sound - Que Tal America
Gotan Project - I Go To The Doctor (CSS Remix)
The Galvatrons - When We Were Kids (80kidz Mix)
Usher - Love In This Club (MSTRKRFT Mix)
Romanthony - Curious (Ros Blog Blast Vocal Mix)
South Central - Golden Dawn (The Bloody Beetroots mix)
Love Motel - Je Pleure (Cryptonites Mix)

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The finale! In the third we get it all - the hookups, the deaths, the revelations and the final resolutions. Suddenly it all makes sense. And then we pray they leave the franchise alone. No one ever likes the fourth movie. (Not us - we’ll give you, like, a hundred more!)

STUART #063: April 2008

Burn It Up - Messinian
Trash (Crookers Remix) - The Whip
Intergalactic (Jizm & Man Eat DJ Jackin Remix) - Beastie Boys
Suspense is Killing Me (Drop The Lime Remix) - Boy 8 Bit
Stunnas On (Pfunkt Remix) - Starski & The Cool Kids
Stay Fly (MSTRKRFT Mashup) - Three 6 Mafia
4 Ever Juvenile (Krames Remix) - Kocky ft. Tinchy Stryder
Hijack (Jetset Hifi Remix) - DW
Electric Bloom (Grayskull Remix) - Foals
Only Friend - Blamma! Blamma!
Johnny Come Home - Jeppe
In the White City (Murder Castle Edit) - Hey Champ DJs
Over The Top - Mr.Flash
Divine (Danger Remix) - Sebastien Tellier
Bigger Than Hip-Hop (Ghetto House Refix) - Flufftronix
Where Da G’s (El-P Remix) - Dizzee Rascal
Vacanze In Italia - Cuizinier ft. Teki Latex